So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me? You know, it all makes sense now, why you favored Thor all these years, because no matter how much you claim to love me, you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard!
i should totally start making edits
deep, emotional edits
my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he’ll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride’s (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn’t be made a short film with I don’t know what should
I hate how this gets dismissed as Loki just picking on Thor. He loves his brother and sees how much this whole thing is bothering him so he cracks a joke about it knowing his brother will comment on his own helmet. He wanted Thor to snark back because he wanted him to know he was there for him.
Thor is so goddamn mediocre but it is so entertaining that I don’t even care.